A fart sound made occasionally by rubbing your eyes with the base of your thumb. Almost always an accident and if you try to do it again it never seems to work. Bummer.
"DAGNABBIT BILLY, GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!"
"Dad it's ok it was just an eyefart!"
"Dude she was totally into me until i ripped an eyefart and she ran away crying"
Roddick angrily complained to the chair umpire that a group in the audience kept letting off eyefarts when he was about to serve.
1. In order to be preparedto shank a slut at the club, I'll need to buy some elefantenstrumpf/elefantenstrümpfe in advance
2. Normal Durex won't fit, he needs the elefantenstrumpf
the picante elefante is a sex move which goes hand in hand with the rodeo.
Simply put: you apply a rubber and rub pieces of habanero pepper on the outside of it. once you get in, hold on as long as you can before getting bucked off.
gosh dern billy's good at the picante elefante, he rode that bull for 3 whole minutes.
i got drunk, made him wear a rubber, and i should have seen it coming. the picante elefante sure is the spice that burns you twice.