eyefart 

A fart sound made occasionally by rubbing your eyes with the base of your thumb. Almost always an accident and if you try to do it again it never seems to work. Bummer.

"DAGNABBIT BILLY, GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!"
"Dad it's ok it was just an eyefart!"

"Dude she was totally into me until i ripped an eyefart and she ran away crying"

Roddick angrily complained to the chair umpire that a group in the audience kept letting off eyefarts when he was about to serve.

eyefart by Sammy McSkipjack July 25, 2010

eye fart 

The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.

Eye fart eye fart hand air

eye fart by Philfee November 30, 2013

elefart

Like the proverbial elephant in the room, a fart so horrendous it makes everyone too uncomfortable to even acknowledge its existence

Did anyone but me notice the elefart in the elevator?

elefart by wwwrossy December 8, 2012

eyehartdasia 

they are very nice and the best person on this planet tbh.

omg do you know eyehartdasia? she is so sweet, i just love her

eyehartdasia by secretadmirer884 June 22, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008