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Sphinctaphone 

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.

sphinctascope 

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.
Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!
sphinctascope by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

sphinctaphone 

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.

Sphinctitus  

<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.
People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.
Sphinctitus by Maccmedia December 9, 2008

Sphinctivore 

Similar to the terms "carnivore" and "herbivore", a sphinctivore is someone who eats ass.
Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.
Sphinctivore by BlueSlurpee February 1, 2018

Sphinctastic 

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.
That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!
Sphinctastic by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007