Crumpy 

Being holey in distribution (like a crumpet) when talking about wind distribution or health.

Person 1: Shall we go sailing today?
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!

Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!

Crumpy by Amandawhey November 29, 2012

crumpy 

1. A person who is feeling a combination of crabby and grumpy.

2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.

3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.

4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.

J: Hows it going?
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!

crumpy by mywickedfantasy April 25, 2010

crumpy 

a large, misshapen, hunk of human feces.

I have to take a crumpy...

crumpy by joey joe joe May 13, 2005

crumpy 

a spasm-ing pisshead

haha diggory's got crumpy

crumpy by tom April 19, 2003

crumpy 

drunk -> crunk -> crunky -> crumpy
a popular term of MHSers

out gettin crumpy
Where we gettin crumpy this weekend

crumpy by gyiu February 23, 2005

Crumpy 

The feeling you have when waking up on a Monday and it's raining

i woke up feeling super crumpy today, the rain isn't stopping and I need to go to work.

Crumpy by 14752ewsdc October 2, 2019

Crumpy 

Something that's shitty, yet somehow fun.

"Hey have you played Sonic 06 before?"
"Yeah dude thats a really crumpy game."
"Are you on shrooms again?"
"Yea"

Crumpy by cerealkiller092 February 9, 2021