At
short, a walking punch-line. A Delooff will mingle with unfamiliar
people and brag about being a spec-ops civil affairs clerk, but forget to leave out important details such as being a frail, mentally handicapped soldier paired with tourette syndrome, whom cracks under the slightest pressure and is completely incapable of following simple directions. A Delooff will talk unrelentingly about his past accomplishments that have never happened, in fact the more you find out about a Delooff the more you will realize that he holds no credibility whatsoever, as he fumbles virtually everything he is tasked to do. A Delooff will refuse to acknowledge the fact that his
wife is
cheating on him and has birthed another man'
s child, thinking it's his own. At first impression many will be under the deception that a Delooff is a competent soldier, but under further exposure will come to see he bears an
IQ similar to a cinder block. Continued exposure to a Delooff
may cause (but not limited to) the following; nausea, irritability, impotence, brain aneurysm, and male-pattern baldness.
Please forward to all who
may risk exposure to a Delooff
Matt: "See that
guy over there sniffing his fingers? That
moron is only good for 2 things. No good and good for nothing."
Steve: "So in other words he's a Delooff?"
