11 definitions by Ohyeahr

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.
The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.
by Ohyeahr March 30, 2018
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The act of posting single -worded obtuse and or cogent posts on Facebook usually after your favorite teams lose again.
The Giants lost again and it drove Steve into a monoaloofing rage on Facebook full of profanity.
by Ohyeahr December 30, 2019
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Intentionally being obtuse and grouchy to attract attention from like minded individuals that have same IQ
Steve was aloofing on Facebook again with his pixilated videos and photos of over-sized mosquito weaponry.
by Ohyeahr December 22, 2018
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Term for when you forget or leave things behind like your clipboard, stop watch, cousin, etc.
Hey Mike, where’s your clipboard ?
“Aye-Eeee.... I left it in dugout and now it’s gone. Lost all my notes and Golden Corral coupon.
by Ohyeahr July 4, 2018
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Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.
Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.
by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019
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The act of 2 people, usually twins, acting standoffish and detached from society but publish their ills on social media.
Chris and Steve must of been dualoofing again because they were posting obtuse and cogent things on Facebook.
by Ohyeahr December 2, 2018
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When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing
Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.
by Ohyeahr February 18, 2018
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