Rusty Bullet Share definition Flag The act of taking a dump so quickly that it shoots out of the anus, drawing blood, and giving the poop a rusty tint. Jared's Rusty Bullet made a loud popping sound as each turd fired out and hit the water below. Rusty Bullet by Dutch High Five October 8, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Rusty Bullet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch