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Obamapromise 

A heartfelt promise given to optimistic people/person that cant be fulfilled, and will be broken at later date.
The Boss: Joe after the new budget comes out your getting a million dollar raise, free health insurance and a fancy company car.
Joe to Coworkers the next day: The boss gave me an obamapromise yesterday cuz he thinks I a sucker!!!
Obamapromise by bothpartiesblow October 5, 2012
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Obampromise 

A compromise that is reached where one side gets everything they want and the other gets little to nothing. The side getting nothing then claims they are happy with the deal and acts as if it was part of their plan the whole time.

Obampromise origin: Barack Obama’s willingness to stand tall in speeches about fighting for his principles but always rolls over to Republican demands. He gets nothing but still claims it was a mutual agreement.
“I wanted to go to Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend wanted to go to her mother’s house. We Obampromised and decided to go to her mother’s house. I think I got what I wanted in the end.”
Obampromise by shoujoboy August 11, 2011
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OBAMAPTOMISM 

There is optimism and then there is Obamaptomism.
This is the notion that most of us feel that when Barack Obama takes office and even a little change will occur, all of the changes will be positive for the US and the World.
The feeling that this will occur is Obamaptomism.
Bush has run his course and everyone is a little negative about the outlook for our nation, but come January 20, 2009 we will have Obamaptomism toward the future.
OBAMAPTOMISM by RobertoB January 14, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026