buttonie 

a device with lots of buttons such as an electronic device. Or an article of clothing with lots of buttons

Stop messin' with that sprinkler control box, its too buttonie.

Or

This sweater is to hard to put on its to buttonie!

buttonie by KJA September 27, 2012

buttonhead 

Round eyes.

Round eyes shaped like buttons, instead of zippers. Also shaped like a butt hole.

The opposite of zipperhead.

Cracky: "Hey zipperhead, stop buying our houses, our lands, our national debt."

Chinky: "It's not our fault you butthole eyes walking corpse are too dumb and incompetent to compete on the world stage, buttonhead. We own you now. Stick to what you know, vaginal rejuvenation. Are you also going to get an eye-juvenation too to get rid of your flappity flap vagina eyes or cunt eyes? It's all you know, breast implants, penis implants, face tightening, nose jobs, and other plastic surgeries you care about so much in LA. You crackers are freaky, turning your body into mutilated flesh."

buttonhead by White Corpse October 4, 2012

Buttonfest

That one day a year we all get together to give thanks for Rants, Constant Disappearances and Button Vision. It's a holy time, filled with Lager, Jagerbombs and Samuel Bucca

UK Holiday that follows Xmas and Boxing Days

James: What are you doing this weekend?
DW: Heading down to Greenwich for Buttonfest, I'm gunna get soooo f*cked up!

Buttonfest by Calis13 December 27, 2010

buttonhead 

Can be either a person or an action; Someone who makes a wrong decision; Doing something stupid without thinking through the consequences

Terry Grant says, "Those two are a couple of buttonheads for going that way!"
Ihor made such a "buttonhead" move for even thinking Mantracker can survive without Terry Grant

buttonhead by golligee333 April 22, 2011

Side Buttoned 

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.

Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.

Side Buttoned by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005

Benjamin Buttoning 

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

snooze-buttoning 

The action of hitting the "snooze" button on an alarm clock over, and over again.

Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.

snooze-buttoning by envirochef February 10, 2010