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nkb is short 4 naughty kinky bitch
hey hey, shes a nkb, wanna play with her
nkb by lick n fuck October 15, 2005
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slang term for loser that spams over 100 posts a day to advertise for a shitty local band whom no one truly enjoys. Named in honor of Utica, New York-based Nancy Kenyon Band.
Abe: Hey, I just posted a bunch of links to our band on Topix.
Ken: Careful with that, we don't want to appear to be an NKB.
NKB by nkb eats shit June 22, 2010
When a man and a woman meet for the first time, and the woman tries to kiss the man but he kindly refuses but instead asks and receives a blow job instead. Simply put a no kiss blow job.
That sloppy bitch tried to kiss me, but i shrugged her off and she threw me an nkbj instead.
nkbj by Jcayse May 5, 2008

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someone who died and fell on the keyboard
someone : nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip

someone else : what
Brotha: tell me about wat happened

Me: nah u don’t nkbt
nkbt by Thayluvv.niyah February 19, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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