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Nancy Kerrigan Beater

another way to refer to telescopic or telescoping steel baton (the kind used by law enforcement, usually black in color with a rubberized handle)

the same type Tonya Harding's accomplices used to beat Nancy Kerrigan in the running up to the 1994 Winter Olympics

If he won't shut up whack him with the NKB...

NKB by YerMomBitch November 26, 2012

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nkb

nkb is short 4 naughty kinky bitch

hey hey, shes a nkb, wanna play with her

nkb by lick n fuck October 15, 2005

Related Words

nkb • nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip • nkbj • nkbt

NKB

slang term for loser that spams over 100 posts a day to advertise for a shitty local band whom no one truly enjoys. Named in honor of Utica, New York-based Nancy Kenyon Band.

Abe: Hey, I just posted a bunch of links to our band on Topix.
Ken: Careful with that, we don't want to appear to be an NKB.

NKB by nkb eats shit June 22, 2010

nkbj

When a man and a woman meet for the first time, and the woman tries to kiss the man but he kindly refuses but instead asks and receives a blow job instead. Simply put a no kiss blow job.

That sloppy bitch tried to kiss me, but i shrugged her off and she threw me an nkbj instead.

nkbj by Jcayse May 5, 2008

nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip

someone who died and fell on the keyboard

someone : nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip

someone else : what

nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip by pingey May 20, 2021

nkbt

Needa know bout that

Brotha: tell me about wat happened

Me: nah u don’t nkbt

nkbt by Thayluvv.niyah February 19, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026