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same as a jackday except over the course of a weekend. Therefore, no human contact of any kind for more than 2 hours in a 48-hour period. Or in the case of long weekends, 2 hours in a 72-hour period or 3 hours in a 96-hour period.

You must have had at least 3 sessions on every jackday of the jackend in order for it to be considered a true jackend.

If you have one session for every 3 hours of the jackend - you have had an EPIC jackend! this does not mean you must have a session every hours, only that if you divide the total number of hours by 3, you should have had at least that many sessions to be considered and EPIC jackend. For example, 48 hours = 16 sessions, 72 hours = 24 sessions, 96 hours = 32 sessions
Dude 1: "dude, didn't see you this weekend, what's up?"

Dude 2: "oh man, i haven't hit anything for a month - my balls were smurfed they were so blue. I had a total EPIC jackend, man."
jackend by jackask September 4, 2012
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Jacked Jugs 

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all
Great tip for jacked jugs
Jacked Jugs by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Twitter Jacked 

"Twitter Jacked" is when someone copies your tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, you don't get the credit.

If you are doing the stealing, then you are "Twitter Jacking"
You gotta be kidding me, I was just "Twitter Jacked" by 123starblizzy, he copied my tweet and passed it off as his.

WTF!
Twitter Jacked by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Jacked to the Tits 

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.
Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!
Jacked to the Tits by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019
Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")
Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"
Jacked by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.
Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)
Mommy Jacked by agentrant February 3, 2012

Gay jacked

Made famous in a Family Guy cutaway. An uncontrollable urge to dance and be happy and imitate the Family Guy version of true joy and dancing on a plane. Also great to play when heading to Miami
Gay jacked by 8trackgto September 19, 2021