brofee 

thinks he's a beast... realy hes a bitch who thinks he gets bit ties but you be ight his cousin michael gets bit ties doe and he's got a huge dong unlike brofee who's got a little schmeckle

. he is in fact a shmeggee.

brofee has a tiny d

brofee by a monster with a big d peice September 2, 2012

brofey 

The friend that takes care of you & looks out for you, always available to go out with you when required, more meaning than just bro

bro best friend wingman Brofey brofey

brofey by Shrewmac April 13, 2015

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Brofessor

A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.

After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.

Brofessor by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010

Broffellios 

When you get to a job site on the first day and everything everywhere and you just know it’s going to be fucked

Andrew and Russ get to the job site in the morning Russ opens the door and looks at Andrew saying man this job is going to be a Broffellios

Broffellios by GRKPSI January 14, 2020

Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.

Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.

Brofessor by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Brofecta 

Having sex with all three brothers in the same family.

After nailing two brothers at the same time in a bronage a trois, Jenny later decided to bang the third to complete the brofecta.

Brofecta by Flimsygirl April 26, 2017