TDTT

to drunk to text. basically telling someone why you cant text them. they wont bug you while you're sh*t faced.

"Hey, so about the other day..." Just simply reply back with "tdtt" and they will understand and text you in the morning.

TDTT by emilybertram May 28, 2010

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TDTT

TDTT=Too drunk to text.

When a friend is too drunk to text so they call you instead.

Normally either ends in tears or extreme hillarity.

Last night charlie was TDTT so called me instead. What a douche

TDTT by shells_m December 11, 2009

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TDTT

tdtt

too drunk to type.

For those special moments when you just can't handle your iphone without losing, breaking, or soiling it.

"im almost home i hope i dont barf in teh cab idk tdtt i'll tell you tomorrow"

tdtt by filigreed August 30, 2012

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TDTT

Take down the terrorists.

We played TDTT at work today. Lockheed Martin's core values are performing with excellence and we did just that.

TDTT by Joralt August 9, 2023

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tdtt

Tom Doing Tom Things. Thanks Tom.

"Did someone just remotely reboot my computer?"
"tdtt"

tdtt by Tomothy Sears February 28, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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