apolobrag

Something spoken as an apology, but actually meant as a thinly-veiled brag.

Golfer: "Sorry for driving my tee shot onto the green of this par-four while you guys were still putting!"

Guy on Green: "Nice apolobrag."

apolobrag by masseydvt August 29, 2012

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apolomagize

Ebonic version of apologize.

Well basically I know that we had that argument yesterday and I feel very bad and I know that we had that altercation and differences of opinion and so I figured that it would be very mature of me if came in front yo face and apolomagize so I had wrote this song just for you and it go like this.

apolomagize by Wartington July 10, 2011

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apolobrag • Apoloblame • apolomagize • Apolorgy

Apolorgy

As a way of an apology all participants of a disagreement engage in group sex as a way to bury the hatchet and progress forward harmoniously.

The only way to get over this is to apolorgy and move on.

Apolorgy by Lesley Snipes November 18, 2020

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Apoloblame

When during an apology there is implied blame to the other person.

When you said “I am so sorry that I didn’t realize how sensitive you are, and that my joke would hurt your feelings” it felt like an apoloblame!

Apoloblame by DeeGeeInWhySee May 7, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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