kidstipated 

1) When a pregnant woman is so backed up with a baby that it won't come out!

2) Overdue child birth

Tammie's been pregnant forever! She's due any day with no signs of popping that bun out of her oven! It's like she's kidstipated!

kidstipated by mBmD August 23, 2012

kirstinated 

The critical point of drunkeness immediatley before medical assistance is required.

'Fuck,i cant wake her up.she's totally kirstinated!'
'Oh fucking jesus,does she have a pulse?'
'no!'

kirstinated by GEORGE COSTANZA January 30, 2005