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The strategy by which, a pony of colors emulating a rainbow, through most eloquent, yet dire force, doth bring down by means of gravity all whom oppress said pony.
-A form of acrobatic, lightsaber styled action which causes one to trip over ponies.
And, from the skies, brilliant with light cast upon the unworthy, a pony of fully colored mane and noble cause came forth, to smitwe the champion of chaos; Discord
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to be complete taken with someone, seeing them makes you smile. And when you hear their text message alert or their ringtone your heart flutters a little bit.
He was completely smitten by Stephanie.
smitten by Heffe Golanzo August 7, 2015
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Pure, uncontrollable, excitingly overwhelming, romantic thoughts/feelings towards a certain someone; brought forth and felt through the heart. Usually the more you know about someone the easier it is to find yourself smitten over them. It's more than a liking crush but less than love. It's like dipping a toe into a pool of what it is like to fall for someone; a scary process because of the vulnerability it brings about, but after all that's why it's called falling and not rising.
We've always had a little something between us, but after this last weekend together I'm smitten for Stephanie.
Smitten by Dirtyy D June 29, 2017
A smitee is one who is struck or smitten.
To smite the wicked is great fun, so let's get a smitee.
Smitee by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2016

Will Smithed 

Slap someone in front of a Crowd
Today I Will Smithed someone

He got embarrassed because he got Will Smithed
Will Smithed by MrMuuuuur March 28, 2022

The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!
Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!
The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

Smite Car 

Smite Car is the single greatest innovation of the 21st century. You look at Titanic, you look at Avatar you look at Smite Car and other things that have pushed the boundaries of filmmaking further.

Directed by Punk Duck, Starring Punk Duck, Featuring MythyMoo and Sexy Rexsi.
It's a masterpiece.
LaQuavius: Hey bro have you seen Smite Car yet?
Humphrey: Yeah bro that's the best thing ever. I've seen it like 12 times.
Smite Car by Scorch3d August 9, 2018