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Craftsteak 

A Craftsteak is when a guy is getting ready to have sex with a girl, and right before penetration he whips out a well sharpened steak knife and swiftly slices off a small slump of her pubic hairs, placing them carefully in his pants pocket. Then, upon ejaculation, he pulls out, depositing his semen, along with the cluster of pubic hair, across her face.
"Man, I could really use a Craftsteak right now, and I'm not talking about the restaurant."
Craftsteak by Boohoohoo August 17, 2012
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craftsterbation 

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.
Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.
craftsterbation by betsy January 20, 2005

craftster 

A hip crafter. Not to be confused with decidely uncool, grannyish crafters. Also the current title of a popular blog/forum for posting of hip craft projects (craftster.org).
She knit this really cool iPod case for me, she's a total craftster.
craftster by Jenny January 3, 2005

craftsterbation 

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts
"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.
craftsterbation by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005
Word Coined by Glen Durrant, which refers to the shape of the female genetals when viewed from infront and below.
"I like my CatSteak Rare and Juicy"

"Whats the differnece between T-Bon and CatSteak?"
"You gotta put the bone in the catsteak."
CatSteak by livebythesword July 13, 2007

craftsterbating 

Pinning multitudes of craft tutorials and projects to boards on Pinterest.com with no intention of ever making anything.
I'm craftsterbating so hard today — Martha Stewart AND Design Sponge put out these amazing tutorials for awesome crafts that I SO am going to make someday.
craftsterbating by thechimes December 17, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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