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short for - My Anaconda Don't Want None.

pronounced Mah-Dohn (o as in don't; dwn like pwn)

used to express severely -not- wanting to have sex with a girl because she seems crazy, a bitch, or likely to be disease infested.
do. not. want.
especially when a girl does something off-putting or crazy in an attempt to arouse.
Bro: "Dude, that hot chick is looking at you"

Normal Guy: "which one?"

Bro: "the one with the glassy eyes that just stuffed her fist in her mouth and is slapping herself in the face."

Normal Guy: "oh, yuck. MADWN."

Bro: "mine does. i'm gonna go talk to her."
MADWN by ComradeWinston August 9, 2012
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A person who is a bald sad french juicer weeb.
Im not a weeb! The marwn said, posting a weeb emote. Im not a juicer either! The marwn said, typing xqcL
marwn by theimposteriscai December 8, 2022
The member of a kpop group who acts most like the maknae, but is often the eldest of the group.

I.e. the most maknae-like hyung.
Jin is the madnae of BTS.
madnae by alice-ami May 7, 2018

Madness Combat 

A very violent and cool flash series made by Krinkles
Madness Combat is way better than the Clock Crew.
Madness Combat by Jebus of Madness December 9, 2008

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams
I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!
Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012
The most sexiest, most gorgeous, prettiest person you'll ever meet! She is a such a sweet hearted girl, you'll have the time of your life with. She is the definition of what a princess is. All people love her and she has TONS of friends. She is an amazing person to have in your life and if you leave her its your mistake. She is one-of-a-kind type of a girl. A femme fatale. With intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl"
Dayum! Madena is fine!

Wow that must be a Madena
Madena by Princess Madena January 15, 2013