gloomerize 

to glamorize gloom

My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.

Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.

gloomerize by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

Gooterize by Ghutz September 17, 2006

glosserize 

To make something shiny.

I can't attend the symphony Saturday, because I must glosserize my vehicle.

glosserize by des_per_a_do December 6, 2010

Goonerize 

(Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'

The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.

"Dude, Character just got goonerized."

Goonerize by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025