Wow Mom Wow 

When your mother does something that merits no other response than getting a W tattooed on each of your buttcheeks, and doing a cartwheel in front of her resulting in "wow mom wow"

When tom's mother couldnt find out how to use the VCR again, Tom's onl response was Wow Mom Wow

Wow Mom Wow by Jolteon July 19, 2012

wow mom 

making a W with both hands and sticking them on each side of your mouth and saying wow then doing the same thing but with M's

"wow mom that was stupid"

wow mom by samhugsthugsXD March 2, 2009

Wow Mom 

Wow Mom; Getting a tattoo of a "M" on each butt cheek and using your Bung Hole as the "O" so it spells MOM when you bend over.

Did you see Carla's new tattoo on her ass, when she bends over it says Mom.

Ya but when she showed me it said Wow.

WOW MOM, Wow.... Mom...

Wow Mom by Mr Shocker April 18, 2010

WOWMOM

A nonnumerical way to say 69.

I wowed that mom with WOWMOM.

I went puppy dog during a WOWMOM and sniffed some butt!

WOWMOM by SEXSPEARE July 30, 2024