spike strip

what cops use to pop the tires of escaping victims, it usually doesn't work because people jump out of their cars and hightail it into the woods

spike strips are pretty common in police chases

spike strip by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

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Spike strip

When you simultaneously flat tire and try to put a finger in the butt hole of a friend walking ahead of you.

Matt: hey man, why are you walking funny?

Ben: I just got spike stripped.

Spike strip by Emma021 July 21, 2018

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Jewish Spike Strip

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.

Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"

Jewish Spike Strip by whitepower21 July 22, 2009

Spikestrip

Schizophrenia so profound that one starts defending non-existent balance in Risk of Rain 2

Joe: Railgunner is completely unbalanced.
Fred: Railgunner is perfectly balanced + Skill issue + The J + Heheheha
Joe: Please get of Spikestrip your family misses you

Spikestrip by Squeesh0 March 3, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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