couch eye Share definition Flag Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye couch eye by chloe blowy December 17, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the couch eye mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
