2:(Chiefly Archaic) noun- A system of philosophical reasoning that deals with many abstract thoughts or reasoning principles such being, knowing, substance, cause, identity, time, and space.
3: A part of the body including or near the groin.
That moment in time when lying in bed that you realise that bladder isn't going to "just fuck off"and you really, really must go for that piss you've been putting off for 2 hours.
I was lying in the arms of my latest conquest and then weeality hit me.........if I didn't run for a slash now I would I would be remember as "piss pants".