An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.
Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.
Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.
by GuardianDuo April 26, 2011
A totally repulsive yet somehow strangely attractive ultramacho guy who thinks he is god's gift to women
I can't believe that egotesticle jerk had the nerve to kiss you and say "that should cure your asthma attack baby"
by ibizascientist February 1, 2009
by *~*Beccatigger*~* June 29, 2003
by Colin Palmer August 30, 2007
1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
by Uni-baller April 26, 2010
1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
by banjolin October 6, 2011