Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.
"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
If your last name is Collishaw it means you are the most precious, loving person there is. A Collishaw is the boy or girl to make perfect relationship material, who loves those late night cuddles while watching films. Collishaws are good looking or beautiful people who have the talent to wow with their looks and to touch the hearts of those closest to them. As well as being one of the best lovers they also make the bestest of friends who will always be loyal and never leave your side
A Collishaw is someone who you couldn't live without
Certain members of Man's best friends may qualify for a full collarship, such as those who are exceptionally even-tempered, are registered therapy-dogs, or are extra-intelligent canines who are being trained to assist disabled people.