Cocktor
A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
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