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Pentapod 

1. (n) A man whose relationship with a minor revolves around sex. Coined in Nabokov's 'Lolita', and refers to Humbert's primarily sexual relationship with the titular character. The word itself literally means a creature with five limbs, the fifth being the man's penis.
2. (n) A pedophile/lolicon.
"Have you heard the controversy surrounding Onision lately? Turns out he may be a pentapod."
Pentapod by ionlysignedupforoneword November 17, 2019
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Pentapod 

Tripod... BUT WITH 5 LEGS!
Dan: I play in a team of 5 so i cant take all the fame :P
Kyle: they're a Pentapod
Pentapod by Brett_the_Breton September 20, 2012
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Pentapod 

The 5 pillars of fimakers
Wow whose that? Oh they are the Pentapod. They really know their stuff.
Pentapod by Pentagon production November 30, 2020

pentapolyclitoris 

When a dude does a little trick on ya where he lies about being a girl with a big clitoris but its actually his dick and before you know it youre kissing his megaflute
I gave that bitch a kiss on her pentapolyclitoris

A touch she can't resist

On her pentapolyclitoris
Plenta holy wrist to fit, thats when I saw that dick of his and I just named it pentapolyclitoris

Pentapopemptic 

Man 1 - Your a pentapopemptic.
Man 2 - A what???
Man 1 - You got divorced five times, not good at all.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026