Marine Biologist

A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.

MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them

Marine Biologist by Words-worthy September 9, 2012

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Marine biologist

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob

“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

Marine biologist by Azovbatallionisbasedaf December 12, 2022

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marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

marine biologist by Nick February 6, 2005

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Marine Biologist

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.

Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.

Marine Biologist by thewoodster June 29, 2014

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marine biologist

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.

"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it

marine biologist by Chloe we'ate er June 22, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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