the very foundation of simps and webs, being toastie is to be a level of simp and web so high that mere mortals could never understand, to be a toastie is the pinnacle of simpetry and webbetry.
Toastie: "man I really love ganyu and jasmine, my love for them is just too strong"
Bystander: "stop being a toastie"
this is NOT meant to be racist - A black person that is really white on the inside.
Sitting in the car with my friends thinking about a kid in one of my classes. I said to myself, this kid is more white than black. So I thought of a toasted marshmellow. Black on the outside, white on the inside.
A woman who is a Hottie but is a bit older. She's been scorched a few times in life as well as admired and lusted after and now she's crisp and very very yummy with almost anything on top.
A popular alias for the Marlboro 27, an exceptionally delicious cigarette.
"Yo, can I bum a toastie?"
"Yo, I heard that feind over there has toasties."
"Yo,I gotta cop a pack of toasties."
"Yo, that dude of African persuasion just hustled me out of my last two toasties."