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Hitler Dick 

An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
Hitler Dick by Analkin May 25, 2022

Hitler dick 

A penis that creates ejaculate that is toxic to people of hebrew origin.
Loc-dogg: Shit yo, you just killed dat bitch wit yo hitler dick!

Hitler Dick 

The"Hitler Dick" is when you trim your pubes to look like a Hitler mustache and then go bone a Jew or two.
She was being a bad little Jew,so I gave her the Hitler Dick.

Hitler dick 

An insult calling someone a penis that's accompanied by only one testicle.
Guy 1: That guy stole my nail gun!
Guy 2: What a Hitler dick!!
Hitler dick by Pyraa June 29, 2018

sucking Hitler's dick 

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.
"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."
sucking Hitler's dick by nukespike October 1, 2011

poopy dick rim hitter 

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man who likes to put his dick up poop chutes
a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man that likes to fuck poop chutes "that niggas a poopy dick rim hitter cuz!" "did you hear about that guy? that fags a poopy dick rim hitter!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026