The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).
<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.
by Evil Timmy February 8, 2004
Americanese is the lame language we speak in the US of A. It's like English only English is better and spoken with an accent in England. America's version is more slang oriented.
If you want to visit America you should learn how to speak Americanese.
Americanese is a difficult language to understand.
Americanese is a difficult language to understand.
by girl hiding in your closet March 28, 2012
A term that douchebags use to describe other douchebags because they are too fucking lazy to actually do research, or, they are like all politicians who think so highly of themselves they can just make shit up on the fly and continue to collect a paycheck.
The president isn't lying, he just speaks a different language, Americanese.
Media hacks that brown nose politicians use Americanese to justify their abhorrent ignorance of facts.
Media hacks that brown nose politicians use Americanese to justify their abhorrent ignorance of facts.
by traykee March 21, 2017
British person: "Oy bruv, I just had me some fish and chips(french fries btw). Those Americans sound funny with their Americanese innit? Not saying words and proper and such? It's good we lot here don't have slang words right-eo???"
by PsuedoWudo July 3, 2022
American+chinese
So basically me and Shrek came up with "americanese". It's probably already a word but you don't need to acknowledge that. Shrek's definition: Jayla😠.
So basically me and Shrek came up with "americanese". It's probably already a word but you don't need to acknowledge that. Shrek's definition: Jayla😠.
So I'm struggling to use americanese in a sentence. So it's probably going to be bad. Don't judge. "Hey Tom! I just got my ancestry dna test back! I'm americanese!" -leave it alone
by I smell penniesss November 30, 2019
by jACEon11 March 21, 2017
When an American is asked "what kind of nese are you" or if an American thinks the US is an Asian country. Americanese is a joke word and isn't used in normal conversation.
1.
Guy: "What nese are you?"
American: "Americanese."
2.
American: "Since the USA is an Asian country, I'm Americanese."
Asian: "..What the fuck-"
Guy: "What nese are you?"
American: "Americanese."
2.
American: "Since the USA is an Asian country, I'm Americanese."
Asian: "..What the fuck-"
by Mephicunt June 15, 2019