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Iron Manning 

V. Ejaculating on a woman's chest after sex, turning all the lights off and shining a UV light on her chest, which will cause the ejaculate to glow, much like the arc reactor in implanted in Tony Stark's chest in the popular Marvel comic Iron Man.
Guy 1: Milly was wondering why I put a UV light above the bed yesterday. Tonight she's in for a surprise.

Guy 2: Haha, dude you should totally send me pics of you iron manning her!

Guy1: No. That's just weird Chad, get a girlfriend already you huge creep.
Iron Manning by doodledip June 9, 2012

iron-maning 

Similar to planking except you just stand verticaly in any location. Pretty much just another term for standing still. Adopted as a means of enjoyment by drunks from Ballymena, N.Ireland
''Look at Gemma the wick root, Just Iron-maning there''
iron-maning by GaryDosGrammos October 3, 2011

IronManning 

IronManning is the act of performing male on male anal. Both males then ejaculates, pisses, shits, cries and vomits while another 3rd male sits back also ejaculating, pissing, shitting, crying, vomiting and filming. It is known as IronManning because you release all firearms
Yo dude, I'm IronManning with Bob today
IronManning by BobBobsonBobobson October 31, 2017

Ironmanning 

When you shit, piss, have a blood nose, and vomit at the same time while fucking a body pillow.
Oh you were Ironmanning last night?
Ironmanning by Yeet on them haters November 1, 2017