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Ossificationsville 

The condition of being so set in ones ways that nothing gets into your brain any more.
What's the prognosis doctor? Ossificationsville of the central nervous system - your head is dead Fred.
Ossificationsville by plat0 May 30, 2010

opsification 

The act of taking a system that always works on the software developer's machine, and making it deployable and reliable in a production environment.
I've just completed the opsification of the new server and it will be going on to the production cluster this afternoon.
opsification by pdxnerd September 4, 2013

otonification 

Removing left eye with orange peels
I am practicing otonification
otonification by Y0urwelc0me May 22, 2018

Orsification

The process by which one transcends surface pleasures to seek a state of being that both uses and expands upon predisposed limitations to surpass any cornerstone and realize a vision far greater than oneself.
Don't be mad, it's orsification, with patience and persistence, your time will come.
Orsification by thelonelypoetic August 7, 2018

Ossification 

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.
Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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