Otisification

When you take a brand new $300,000 car, deconstruct it, and reconstruct it like a something someone out the movie "Mad Max" should drive.

Kanye West and and Jay-Z comitted Otisification on a brand new Maybach 62, and are going to auction it off for charity next week.

Otisification by MadMax2012 May 21, 2012

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Ossificationsville

The condition of being so set in ones ways that nothing gets into your brain any more.

What's the prognosis doctor? Ossificationsville of the central nervous system - your head is dead Fred.

Ossificationsville by plat0 May 30, 2010

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opsification

The act of taking a system that always works on the software developer's machine, and making it deployable and reliable in a production environment.

I've just completed the opsification of the new server and it will be going on to the production cluster this afternoon.

opsification by pdxnerd September 4, 2013

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otonification

Removing left eye with orange peels

I am practicing otonification

otonification by Y0urwelc0me May 22, 2018

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Orsification

The process by which one transcends surface pleasures to seek a state of being that both uses and expands upon predisposed limitations to surpass any cornerstone and realize a vision far greater than oneself.

Don't be mad, it's orsification, with patience and persistence, your time will come.

Orsification by thelonelypoetic August 7, 2018

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Ossification

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.

Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"

Ossification by Bruins mallow July 8, 2019

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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