by Jthewise July 30, 2021
The combination of the words "stalk" and "lurk". This commonly takes place on social networking sites (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.) where an individual spends countless hours looking through people's profiles.
So you heard Ronnie broke up with Sammi again?
No way! How did you hear about this?
I was slurking through Facebook and came across JWoww's profile and she had it as her status.
No way! How did you hear about this?
I was slurking through Facebook and came across JWoww's profile and she had it as her status.
by rapaddict40 October 6, 2010
The manner in which a desperate, sleazy female (aka slut), lurks about the town prowling on every man, hoping to satisfy her insatiable lust for random cock.
“Did you see that skank (insert slutty name here) at the bar? She’s already banged two guys in the bathroom, now she’s slurking around for more! Gross!”
by Sandboxx13 January 17, 2021
This is an awkward, off-balance action where a person or animal sort of slides and scoots at the same time with one leg kind of sticking-out to the side and one leg folded underneath where most of the locomotion is generated by both hands and one knee....or both hands and the ass.
1. The baby slurked across the deck in efforts to fall down the stairs into the yard.
2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.
2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.
by Acebinkley August 10, 2005
To move with bad intentions in a manner similar to a slither (especially when care is taken to escape notice).
by Paul Leeti April 28, 2008
Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.
Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.
by Naz M. April 17, 2010
v. A combination of slinking and lurking: Slurking occurs when one strolls along with a slight bounce in their step, as if a giant slinky were to sprout legs and walk, while simultaneously lurking about. Slink + Lurk = Slurk.
by brittany racht November 19, 2006