Cubonics 

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

Cubonics by BFD137 May 12, 2012

cubonic plague

when a coworker in the neighboring cube is in a foul mood and it becomes contagious

Carl had a shitty night last night, and brought his bad mood to the office. He's spreading the cubonic plague.

cubonic plague by patty pee August 27, 2010

cybonics 

words or language used when talking about technology, especially computers.

we were talking about putting together a new computer, but she didnt understand my cybonics.

cybonics by Meathook March 25, 2004

Cubanics

Language used by Cuban Americans.

Cubanics is a mixture of Cuban and American language

Cubanics by Ohwell305 February 27, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019