Sutphin 

Generally someone of weak intestinal fortitude, who sits on an overstuffed armchair in their front yard while drinking ice cold beers. Often overcome with the urge to urinate in the neighbor's mailbox.

Do not make the mistake of thinking all Sutphins are harmless, as they sometimes spontaneously bite whoever is in the closest vacinity and makes eye contact.

Billy: Want to go to the candy store?

Jimmy: Sure, let's cut through the alley
(starts walking down the alley. They make it halfway before they see a man with his beer gut hanging out, pissing in a mailbox.)

Billy: WHAT IS THAT!?!?

Jimmy: Shh!! No sudden movements. It's like a lion...if you don't look it in the eyes, it won't attack.

Billy: Arggghhhh....SUTPHIN!!!!!!

Sutphin by atiffm April 30, 2012

Logan Sutphin 

I witness a glimmer in my darkness

It began with a slight twinkle, and then it became rays of sunshine

Turns out it was him all along
He must've come from above because
He is forever glowing, and no such thing exists in my world

He could be the sun…
And his smile beamed like a thousand fireflies
I stood mesmerized by his light

He is rare, and I know he isn't from here
How does he always shine so effortlessly?
He's a candle; I never want it to go out

And I'm afraid if we were ever to collide, we would lose our harmony and form an eclipse

Logan Sutphin

Logan Sutphin by Anonymous.flower.101 December 25, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016