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Cathy Newmaning 

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.
Alex: Apples are different than oranges

Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.
Your bedspread is cattywampus

Chatty Cathy 

Any woman (or man) who wont shut up. Sometimes it's interesting, sometimes it's not. Mostly not.
Lady: And then I woke up and put the blah blah .....
Me: *omg such a chatty cathy*
Chatty Cathy by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.
Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.
cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Cathy Newmanned 

verb.
When a person twists the words of what another is saying to suit their own ideological narrative and to make said other person seem sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, Islamaphobic, etc. While starting the their rebuttal with "so you were saying."
I told her that I like Coca Cola and she Cathy Newmanned me by telling me I love Coca Cola Death Squads.