Dick-picked 

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

Dick-picked by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

dick picken 

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

dick picker 

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003

Dick Pickerell 

When you haven’t seen your own Dick in years so you depend on others to send you Dick pics... of your own dick.

Hey Trish, send me that Dick Pickerell you snapped the other night! I have another lovely lady ready to pounce.

Dick Pickerell by Slick Dick Ricky January 30, 2018

dick-picket 

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick

“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”

dick-picket by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022

dick picker 

An urban kid that walks around with his pants down low. Holding them up by clamping the crotch area.

It appears as though he is picking his dick with his hands-Dick Picker

dick picker by Pink dick picker August 31, 2011

Pickens Dick

An uncircumcised penis with an abnormal amount of foreskin

“Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”

Pickens Dick by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022