Delazify Share definition Flag Prying one's fat ass off the couch to get shit done. Ending (temporarily or permanently) one's sedentary lifestyle & actually doing shit. Dude, delazify your ass & clean this shit hole up! Delazify by Nasty Basty February 23, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Delazify mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch