Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

by Rusty Shacklefurt August 20, 2007

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners February 12, 2012

Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

by Stanli April 18, 2006

Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

by Randy Rocket March 29, 2009

Captain Hook

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

by Chilidog February 3, 2007

Captain Hook

Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.

Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"

by jellymomo April 13, 2011