Telltale game

A game which is really easy to get all achievements in it.

The only platinum trophy you have is a telltale game.

Telltale game by Chase2D January 20, 2020

Telltale syndrome

No matter what decision you make, or how nice or mean you are to a character in a telltale game, they end up being a jerk to you anyway. Choosing the right words or even agree with them constantly has no bearing on how they are going to treat you. Rendering your decisions pontless

Ace: dude I decide to lily in season one, and yet she still calling me out for shit I didnt even do!

Alvin: that's that telltale syndrome dawg.

Telltale syndrome by Amanuma urameshi September 5, 2018

tellitubbies 

n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the triangle on it's head is possibly a homosexual according to rumor / conspiracy theory. probably makes incredible sense if viewed while in a state of altered consciousness, a collapsed or damaged psyche, alcohol poisoning, or all of the above. aimed at children below the age of 5, probably because anyone viewing the show above that age for more than five minutes cannot be expected to survive.

A: what's wrong with Jim? is he tripping on acid or something?
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).

tellitubbies by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005

tellitube 

tellitube: when you stick a garden hose up your ass and someone
sucks all the shit and other objects out before having anal sex. some people like to blow into the hose witch is only for pleasure :)

i tellitubed my girlfriends ass hole last night before some ruff sex. hannah was screaming like a seal gull that just been run over.

tellitube by Tammer the hammer March 31, 2008

telltale games 

Telltale, adjective, a 3d rendered adventure game for any IP from someone else that is mediocre due to the illusion of choice and generally glitchyness but will sell amazingly because Walking Dead Season 1 was good.

It's just another Telltale game.

(telltale games)

telltale games by William Laserdust May 22, 2016

Telita

ipossable to define

she is so telita and also really fucking hot

Telita by yummycummychickendrummy February 19, 2018

tellitubby christian 

a christian that never goes through hardship and is always jolly

a tellitubby christian does not exist

tellitubby christian by kevin kang December 25, 2007