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Stretch Nuts

1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"

All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.

"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"

"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."

"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."

excerpt taken from:

'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;

The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.
Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?
Stretch nuts by B-rizzle November 21, 2018

Stretch Nuts

Shaggy 2 dope's alias. Stretchy nuts
Stretch Nuts by KasIsAss April 16, 2024

stretchnuts 

Usually used as an insult, it basically means someone that can stretch his scrotum very far off his person.

Logan is such a fuckin stretchnuts

omg yeah so is frank, its like a gay fetish
stretchnuts by goatmaniso January 4, 2008

stretchouts 

flat sheet developments used in drafting/manufacturing
Rene: this job is hot, We need to put these stretchouts on the fasttrack.
Ryan: yeah, okay, flash.
Kurt: We aren't getting much quoted because we are doing our stretchouts!
stretchouts by chachimac March 16, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026