stalkblocked
Having the intent to facebook stalk someone only to find that they are either hidden or have their profile on private.
stalkblocked by crysmiss January 16, 2012
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birthday stalkblocked
when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts
Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?
Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked
Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked
birthday stalkblocked by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011
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talkblocked
The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.
Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.
talkblocked by thundersnow December 8, 2010
stallblocker
An extremely selfish person who uses a public toilet so frequently, and for such extended periods of time, that others are denied legitimate and reasonable use of that public toilet.
Tim: Why did you leave the office unexpectedly this afternoon, Brian?
Brian: Because the Stallblocker blocked me so many times today, I had to go home to use the restroom.
Brian: Because the Stallblocker blocked me so many times today, I had to go home to use the restroom.
stallblocker by Scurf331 October 21, 2014
Stalkblocking
Stalkblocking: to block an online social network stalker. The term created by BC is the latest Facebook trend.
It is a word best used to block the worst of the worst online, relentless stalkers that just can't take no for an answer.
Someone who is eventually "Stalkblocked" has a history of sending multiple messages, inappropriate posts to walls, message threads and continues despite numerous warnings.
It is a word best used to block the worst of the worst online, relentless stalkers that just can't take no for an answer.
Someone who is eventually "Stalkblocked" has a history of sending multiple messages, inappropriate posts to walls, message threads and continues despite numerous warnings.
Stalkblocking by DaisyDawg February 18, 2010
stalkblock
when the social media you're using digitally 'twitches' when you're about to click on a friends name to see what they're up to. Usually the result of heavenly intervention, God's trying to tell you something, specifically that you're a creeper & stop stalking for a while. Take a break!
Man, I was about to peek in on my ex to see what she's up to, when Facebook twitched on me - I was totally stalkblocked! Maybe it's time to take a break from this chick...
stalkblock by Benjobsessin' March 16, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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