1. Diagnosis for a pathological or compulsive
liar who can't keep up with their own bullshit.
2. When you're caught telling a
lie and you have to keep making up your story as you go.
3. When you tell yourself you CAN handle that
dish even though you know damn well you can't.
Def. 1:
A: Man, yesterday's Taco Bell with Bobby fucked me up.
B: You told me you went to Chipotle with Fred.
A: No, that was
Monday.
C: No,
Monday you went to Chili's with
Hannah. She sent me a snap.
A: No, I -
B: Besides, Lana put you guys' lunch from IHOP on IG today.
C: Someone's got liarrhea.
Def. 2:
Teen: (was at a party the previous night, claimed to be at
school sport game)
Parent: How was the game?
T: Pretty good. We won.
P: I read on facebook that you
lost.
T: We won in spirit. The fact that the coach was there with his mom in the hospital is amazing.
P: I just saw her in one of his posts, too. Healthy as a horse.
T: Must've been his
dad, then.
P: Cut the liarrhea, and tell me where you were before I turn the wifi off.
Def. 3:
A: Here's the Lysol.
B: Why?
A: You're eating Taco Bell. We both know you'll be having liarrhea later.