a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-
character "tweets" on Twitter; a
perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.
Dude01
My grandma died last
night. The funeral's in 3 days.
Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your
loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I
know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.