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splooshtein 

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation
i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river
splooshtein by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008
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The splash of water that comes up and hits you in the gooch and/or anus after dropping a deuce.
"Shit man! I got splorsh'd and now my gooch and/or anus is wet!"
Splorsh by Jim Jam Oggy September 5, 2011

sploshtastic 

When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.
"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"
sploshtastic by Plippy plop May 4, 2020

sporkster 

Kirsten is such a sporkster, she follows 5 & 6 everywhere! But check out her awesome shoes!
sporkster by kira March 19, 2004
When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.
Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me
Splorsh by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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