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A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!
check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!
Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011
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When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.
Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.
mayered by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006
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The act of falling out of a golf cart while trying to retrieve a golf ball
Dude, be careful when you pick up that ball. You don't want to get Mahared.
Mahared by Johnjunks November 27, 2018
Oy, Arlene! Have you been mayered? You’re walking funny
Mayered by Mrsteeeeeeeeve November 14, 2018

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someone who is hot, useful, helpful, hotter than everyone!! if you have a moot called mayaremowho you should be grateful that she even followed you
"omg look at that twitter account"
"whats her user?""
"mayaremowho, shes so hot"
mayaremowho by by taylorsmatch April 13, 2022
MAYFRED. A charming boy who treats any girl right and will stay loyal to you no matter what! Really secretive and kind of bipolar!😂He always has a big smile on his face and is willing to do anything ! He’d give his love ones the world if he could !!
Omg we should go hiking “YEAH LETS INVITE MAYFRED THOO!
Mayfred by handylover318 March 11, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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