Hott Mess

Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!

You look a hott mess today

Hott Mess by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008

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hott mess

A hot mess is a bad thing. Imagine a mess, (stinky clothing, bad hair) and add hot to it (sweaty stinky clothing). It is someone who is a mess, but worse.

She looks a hott mess.

hott mess by Johnzie Philzzle June 11, 2006

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Hott-Mess

A pejorative word used to describe one that exudes the characteristics of "hot" "messy" garbage. This definition is often debated among girls who cuddle on guys' couches and become hot messes themselves. Girl(usually a chemist) would say it means a sexy mess. Guy(usually a broker) usually says its....well, hot garbage

Kelly: " We look like such a Hott-Mess ".

Dave: "Isn't a Hot-Mess like hot garbage though?"

Hott-Mess by BA Broker December 6, 2011

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HottMess

Someone who lives the Rock Star, Porn Star, White Guy/girl wasted LIFE! And still manages to look Super Sexy even after an All-Nighter!

Alex Mosiniak HottMess
Lindy Lee HottMess
Fergie/Jesus

HottMess by Big Sext July 14, 2013

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Hottmess Status

An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:

Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"

Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"

Guy: "WTF is that?"

Girl: "A waay of life haaa."

Hottmess Status by WoahWoahMe March 7, 2010

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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